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Graduation.

Franny sat at the cafe window next to the espresso cart. She was looking out the window, twirling one perfectly posed brunette ringlet with her right hand. She was about to graduate from college with a Bachelor's degree in Art History. Her parents had been telling her since the beginning that the degree would be a waste of time.
“Franny, why don't you do something useful? Like Medicine or Psychology.” Her mother's shrill voice rasped condescendingly into her mind's ear.
“Mother, a Bachelor's degree in anything is the same as anything else. You think they let you become a doctor after two years of school?” Logic never failed to get lost on Franny's mother when money was potentially involved.
Now Franny was free from it all; her mother was hundreds of miles away. She was excited to graduate, but only during those few moments that panic was not playing tug-of-war with her brain. Had she planned on working at the Seven Eleven for the rest of her life? She took a deep breath.
In her left hand was the pamphlet she had gotten from her most recent job fair expedition. The booth had been much less flashy than all of the others; that's what had attracted her to it initially.
Adventure for pay? Sign up today!
Signs above the booth had exclaimed. There were only a few other students gathered around the booth so Franny was able to take her time at the table. A sign up sheet for four, with only two other names, called to her from the crushed red velvet table cloth.
      1. Bruce McGaffin Age 22
      2. Melody Sanders Age 23
A shockingly small man with crumpled shoulders popped his head up from behind the table.
“Good day there miss!” The words kind of squeaked out of him; like he was a rubber toy that got smooshed by a boot.
“Oh... hello there.” Franny tried to cover the fact that the little man had startled her. She also attempted desperately not to stare at his strangely misshapen form; almost the way polio victims' limbs would grow shorter than the rest, this man's facial features were severely smaller than they should have been. Beady black eyes peered out from under a thick raised brow. And his bald head had been covered by a large tribal tattoo. The ink was in such a faded condition that Franny hadn't been able to decipher the illustration.
“We're offering better opportunities here than any of the other booths!” he cocked his head to the side and gave her a wink, “Sign up some friends and you get an even better deal!”
“What's your offer?” Franny had realized she may have had a rude tone to her voice; she felt horrible whenever she was impolite, “I mean... I'm interested, tell me more.”
To her surprise, after the little man gave his spiel, she was very interested. He had told her that for $350 dollars a week she could be exploring the Cambodian countryside for three whole months. The deal sounded almost too good to be true. Not only was her room and board to be comped, but the entire time she would be paid to simply wander around with a guide and a team. It sounded like a free vacation that also included a profit. Franny had been considering tutoring abroad, or even studying abroad if she could have afforded it. But even tutoring didn't pay enough for her to go overseas on her own dime. With $1400 coming in a month, plus the added profit of an amazing Asian trip on the resume, she could probably afford an apartment and land a decent job by the time she got back.
After she left the table, the list had a new name.
      1. Franny Dagless Age 22
Now she was sitting in the cafe waiting out her graduation. She wasn't going because she didn't want to get grilled by everyone about next year. No, I'm not going to graduate school. She'd being using that line the whole damn night; and she didn't want to deal with the snooty looks of disappointment that would inevitably follow. She finished her espresso and left a tip. She went home and finished packing. The shuttle would be at her dorm by 6:00 AM.


Arrival.

Franny arrived in Phnom Penh a few days later. The city was far from her ultimate destination, but Cambodia had only one international airport and it was in Phnom Penh. A boy named Dallas had been on the plane with her. She had actually met him earlier that day, during her layover in New York while waiting in line at McDonald’s. The two had found it quite funny when they later discovered themselves sitting next to one another on the plane..
Dallas was about Franny's age and had also graduated the night before from a four year university. His name juxtaposed his lanky and pale features. He had very black hair, so black that it was nearly electric blue. He wore thick horn rimmed glasses in dark brown that rested tightly across his rounded roman nose.
A similar booth had caught his eye back in the States; eventually guiding him to the plane headed for Cambodia with Franny.
Both kids waited anxiously at their gate. Franny couldn't help but feel slight panic that their guide had not been immediately there to greet them. As the plane continued to funnel out, Franny's fears downgraded as two more young Americans stood to join them. They introduced themselves to one another, all looking around inquisitively for their guide.
A small raisin colored man, exactly the same height and build as the man at the job fair, emerged from the dissipating crowd. He held up a sign in English with all of their last names on it. Franny felt both relief and uneasiness at the sight of their guide. Just like the man in the booth he also was dressed like an American; khaki pants and a button-up shirt. He also wore a straw cowboy hat. But those frightfully small features chewed holes at the pit of Franny's stomach. The others, apparently worry free, rushed to the man with the sign. Franny followed them.


Road Trip.

The man with the sign led them to the pick-up area.
“Where do we get our bags?” Franny was concerned again when they found themselves outside of the airport without their luggage.
The man with the sign handed her another brochure.

Your Adventure Begins Here

The words at the top of the first page where bold and black.

I am your guide. I do not speak English.
You can call me Phil, easy for American to say.
We start first day on Shuttle.
Franny's unease expanded like a helium balloon. He doesn't speak English? She worried about the language barrier, but then realized it was unlikely a translator would be needed. Their destination was the northern border of Cambodia and Laos, the Annamite Range to be precise, and it supposedly was not native land to many people.
The booth man had said, “You may run into hill tribe people, but they are nice and friendly. In the mountains it will be only you and the wilderness... with a trained guide of course.”
Yeah, not trained in English though, Franny couldn't help but think.
“We-need-our-luggage...” Franny said the words slowly, utilizing animated hand gestures to illustrate. Phil pointed to the brochure.

Your baggage will meet you at your final destination.

She supposed that answered her question, although she still felt incredibly uncomfortable with the language barrier. Was Phil (she wondered what his real name might have been) going to communicate via brochure the entire trip?
The kids followed Phil into the only shuttle on the humid pavement outside of the airport. Inside the shuttle was remarkably stunning. Leather seats adorned the walls, comfortably wide and even more comfortably separated from one another. Franny was delighted by the quality of the shuttle and actually excited for the trip once she saw the minibar. Phil readied some boiling water and gestured for the kids to sit. Within minutes the kettle was boiling and he was preparing some type of tea.
Franny and the other three exchanged excitement as Phil worked in the background.
Once the tea was prepared he brought a yellow tea pot to the center of the shuttle and handed out four bright yellow cups. An awful scent of seaweed and dead fish assaulted Franny's nostrils. She looked at the bottom of her cup where the tea leaves had formed a pattern. Was that a dehydrated minnow she saw in there? Not wanting to offend she drank the tea anyway; just not savoring it in the same fashion as the others. Franny couldn't understand how they could drink that stuff so enthusiastically.
Phil took the driver's seat and turned on the seat belt sign. Apparently he was not only their guide, but also their chauffeur. As soon as the shuttle's wheels rolled to life Franny fell asleep on one of the white leather chairs.

Death Panel

Friday.

    His name is Alex and his eyes are the same color as his tuxedo.  Alex’s long legs give way to an equally proportionate long torso.  He’s an attractive man; waves of soft brown hair hang effortlessly against his shoulders.  His skin is white, yet tanned.  He is the grail sought by many a plastic surgeon; and he has the attention of the entire entranced room.
    Rows of topless women bow to him in waves.  Waterfalls of reds, brunettes and blondes fall like dominoes as they move downward and upward. 
    This could be you.
    The television hadn’t any sound mind you.  We had moved past the need for audio configuration sometime ago.  Advertisements now spoke only in your head, but for the purposes of my story it’s necessary you hear what I do.
    The famous “This could be you” catch phrase had been popularized by this exact commercial.  I-Bots were the new it-gadgets.  Still ridiculously high in price, only the very wealthy could afford them; butt still they were granted the same amount of advertisement time as the new value meal at McDonald’s Junior.
    My name is not Alex and I doubt there is any chance it ever will be again; just as I’m sure that your name is not Adolf Hitler.  In this universe your name makes you, your name is you.  I’m a John, I’m now in the bottom most class of all classes.  I go up next week for review at the Final Judgment Panel (which is just a fancy name for Death Panel).  The ironic thing is that if I had the money to become an Alex then I’d have a sure shot at a few more years; but once you’re cast into the bottom class they make it impossible to manage up enough money to change your name.  My only hope now is that I make something of myself by next Friday.  If not, then I will be put down.
    I’m spending the morning watching television.  Last night I met John 33K77 for beer and am still intoxicated.  I’ve known John 33K77 for as long as I can remember.  We had both been Alex’s together right around the time that Reginald 22L78 went into office as our president.  Once they make it that big they drop the number tag.  There have been so many Reginald’s in office during my lifetime, all of them nearly identical in nature, I don’t even know which one is running the country now.  Not that John’s votes count for much these days any way.  But back then we had been Alex’s, we dined with the Reginald’s at hot clubs and went gulfing together.
    The tag John 33K77 carries with him now was mine only one year back.  I carried that tag for nearly a decade before I managed to push myself out of it with an incredibly lucky spree at the Golden
Egg Casino.
    I moved up a bit in the name game for awhile there, until I fell in with some crooked Bill’s.  Those scoundrels took me for everything that I had.  I had won that money on my own, I did everything exactly by the book.  Most guys get nailed by the tax part.  I was smart, I paid everything on time.  I had made a business out of being lucky and the money lenders weren’t having it.  These Bills show up at my house, saying something about a promotion.  They were still in the class above me, so I obviously gave them more credit than I should’ve.  There was some mix up about me not paying my debts on time.  They savagely beat me, taking every last bit of cash I had and torching my unit.  I dropped down to where I am now that week.  And just like that I’m a John again.
    The phone is beeping.  It’s been beeping since 0400.  It’s probably my mother.  She called last week to tell me that my youngest sister Jane (the only Jane in the family now) was going before the panel in Denver.  I haven’t talked to my mother since.  She doesn’t know my situation and I hardly think telling her at this point could make matters any better.  Jane had let herself drop to that status.  She said she was fed up with the game.  If she should meet her death, so be it.  Those were her words, not mine.  Some people just lack that survival instinct I guess.
    I should tell you a bit more about this Final Judgment Panel, for the sake of keeping my story as informative as possible.  They say who will live and who will die.  It’s the ultimate job interview; those who forget copies of their resumes might as well kiss their butts goodbye.  When the panel calls your name you are required to make a case as to why society should keep you.  The only people that are ever forced in front of this panel are John’s and Jane’s.  Make a good impression and you can get anything from one to ten years.  If you’re lucky you make it into this category; unless by one to ten years you are still a John or a Jane.  No review panel for you.  Poof!  They make you disappear just like that.  Lethal injection.
    Who are these Final Judges you ask?  They are the fittest and most wealthy of our society.  Capable of being ruled over only by the President and Congress combined, these men maintain their positions indefinitely.  Until last spring the panel was composed of eleven men and one woman.  The woman had fallen victim to an unnecessarily grizzly death, a Great White tore her to tiny pieces while she was vacationing in the Barrier Reef.  The panel was now all men, and unless any of the others were as careless as the last judge to perish, they would be presiding as Final Judges for quite sometime.
    So far I have very few things on my resume likely to impress such patronizing social giants.  I had been wealthy in the past; that little tid bit I plan on including to demonstrate my potential for becoming wealthy again.  The only issue with drawing attention to my long and tumultuous social past, is that it also highlights how many times I’ve been a bug splat on the windshield of the American economy.  It’s a toss up, but I am planning on keeping my fingers crossed.
    At this point in time, ever since that run-in with the Bill’s, I am flat broke.  My good looks always guaranteed me a spot in the gene pool before, but since my beating my face doesn’t quite have the same shine to it.  I’m not ugly, even I know that, but I’m no Alex either.  Sadly everybody today has good genes; that’s why they say the system works.  Every grocery store and matinee has about as many good looking folks as an old time Hollywood movie premier.  And if for some reason you’re born without the goods, you can get almost any plastic surgeon to fix you up for a reasonable fee.  But if you’re a John or a Jane, born to a John or a Jane, you’re going to need a miracle to save your ass.
    I’m seeing a sweet Jane down the street.  I wonder how she’ll take the news.  We haven’t been dating all that long; I mean in comparison to how long most people stay together.  She had fallen from grace around the same time the Bill’s took me down.  Her sister was a Jane and a junky prostitute who got caught shooting up in my girlfriend’s bathroom.  They don’t just take the perpetrator down in a system like this one.  Drugs are not allowed, having any drugs on your legal premises will get you an instant demotion.  The sister was put down and my girlfriend is now a Jane; end of story.
    My life’s on the very brink of annihilation so not only am I purposefully violently intoxicated, I’m also taking the downers and uppers I’ve had hidden since my position drop and rehabilitating operations.  Those Bill’s belong in the deepest circle of Hell.  I’m sure they’ll get there someday.
   

Monday.

    I spent the weekend in a booze induced frenzy.  I’ve locked myself inside and have been frantically researching loopholes and qualifications that may save me this Friday.  I refuse to go find a job.  I’ve done nothing but blue collar labor since my Alex days and I refuse to lift another finger for anything less than a class jumping salary.  They expect us Johns to keep going to work, day in and day out, with no hope of  ever moving up, only to come before the panel every few years and argue why we need to do it all over again.  It’s a vicious cycle and though it may not happen right away, eventually they’ll all be put down.  I will not be one of them, I struck it rich before; I can do it again.
    The street is darker than my unit but I need to get back to the Golden Egg.  If I can win anything it’ll improve my odds.  I put on my jacket and head out into the street.
    The street lights are pounding my back, I cannot look up or the UV may burn my fragile retinas.  These night streets are not meant for those of us relatively new to being John’s.  We’re used to good old-fashioned daylight, not the stuff they use at night.  If I lose my sight then it’s really over.  Insurance will not cover anything without a down payment and I don’t even have enough to be gambling with.
    Two blocks in front of the casino I put the drop on an awkward Jane who’s all dolled up and glitter glazed; and trying to make a client out of me.  I knock her on the noggin and steal her sequenced purse.  There’s not much inside; but enough to put all on black.
    I’m not the only John who shows up in the middle of the night at the Casino.  It’s the one place both rich and poor mingle together, no matter the time of day.  The light fixtures inside are some of the most amazing money can buy.  Any one can look directly into the light and not be affected.  The same goes for the dining options.  Whatever your gullet can tolerate you will find at the Golden Egg.  I’m getting the Singapore Street Noodles. 
    The guys and gals that run this particular Golden Egg actually own seven more.  I heard that the chain was started by a Judge who resigned his post a long long time ago.  The franchise has been around so long now, who knows what the real story is.  But one thing is obvious when entering the spiraled onion entrance; these folks are incredibly wealthy.  And with the house always winning, you won’t be seeing their faces around the panel any time soon.  It takes money to make money, it takes money to save me honey,  then we’re in the clear.  That’s what my dad used to say.  But no one really makes any money.  You’re either born with it, luck into it or wind up dead.
    I put down every cent I found on the Jane and cross my lucky fingers.
    And it’s a win!
     If I can double my profit, and then double that once more, I’d have something worth putting on the resume.  If I could hold out through a few more exponential winnings I wouldn’t even need a resume.
    I spend an hour at the table, sometimes I’m up, sometimes I’m down.  By the time I start raking in the real gold some Bill’s come over and escort me into the back.  Security doesn’t like winners, I often forget the rules when I’m on a winning spree.  They tell you it’s time to pack it up and move on to the next casino.  The only problem is that I’m so far into the hole with my money lenders that I’m going to have to win a whole lot more than is likely possible by Friday to save my pound of flesh.  I move on without a fight.
    By the time I’m back at my unit the phone has finally stopped beeping.  Taking a can of lighter fluid from the fridge I slide over to the answering service.  I can feel the alcohol wearing off.  I am far too sober to handle this cloud of impending demise hanging over my tired head.  Growing drunker and number, I listen to the messages.
    BEEP.
    “It’s your mother.  I can’t tell you how I came across it, but I have the list.  Call me now.”
    BEEP.
    I know what she means.  And since this message is audible, she has sent a more detailed message over the private line.  I click the answering service over and hear the rest in my head.
    “I tried to wire you money, but Reginald 44H66 says it would be a waste.  They can track any money we give you, then it’ll be all of us in front of the panel.  The best I could do was to use my sources to track down one of the auditors.  She gave me the tags that are on the list of John’s and Jane’s going before the panel with you on Friday.”
    A chance to save myself!  I pause her recording and toss the kitchen in search of a pen.  I write down the tags she gives me and look them up. 


Wednesday.

    I stopped drinking on Monday, after I received my mom’s message.  I researched the John’s and Jane’s inside and out.  Nothing registered as a threat on any of their current resumes.  The system required that every year you had to upload a new resume, or go before the panel; so it was a safe bet that this was each of their most current information.  No former children of wealth and fortune.  Things are looking up.
    I’m currently updating my resume, including only my titles and skills that are greater than those of my competitors.  In the olden days you could sometimes get away with lying on your resume.  They catch you within seconds now, all of the information is so easily attainable.
    During my investigation I happened upon my sister’s case in Denver.  There was no current picture, but from her stats I doubt there is any way she will survive.  No job, no money, no esteemed or influential boyfriends...

Name: John 99A92
Past Work Experience:
    Model
    Architect
    Independent billionaire
    Victim of robbery

    I don’t know how to update this thing and make it look good.  I settle for focusing less on my brief professional history and talk mostly about how I spent my money when I had it.

Skills:
    Collector of fine wines
    Purchaser of expensive automobiles which ran on even more expensive gasoline
    Frequenter of five star restaurants and hotels
    Spending millions on fine clothes and linens

    The list goes on.  My pocket book was good for the economy, people like me kept things going.  These people still turn the screws and spin the wheels of the American economy; now I’m just not one of them.
    I take one last swig of the lighter fluid; the same bottle I started on Monday which shockingly I’ve managed to make last.  This drive to survive has forced sobriety on me for the first time in my long life.  At least for as far back as I can remember.
    The last section of the resume is always your personal statement.  Sometimes some ingenuity here can get you on the safe bus even if nothing else is in your favor.  Reworking something I had come up with long time ago I start jotting down what could potentially be my final words.  They read this statement at your funeral if the panel denies your life extension; so there’s a lot of pressure to make it good.  I’m spending the rest of my last few nights working on this statement.  It’s almost all I have.


Friday.

    This morning the carriage came for me.  They send this helicopter like device to your front door step and if that wasn’t enough to tell the neighbors what your status was, they assisted you on board with about seven to eight secret service agents as well.  The few people that tried to escape the airlift to the judging center always wound up as splattered meat against the pavement.  They let me have a cigarette on board, I’m sure only because one of the agents was a smoker.  Soon I found myself here, in the green room waiting to go on.  They let you watch the panel from the green room on large flat screens.  It was only helpful if you weren’t first to go on. 
    I’m lucky number 30 today; 30 out of 40, so it’s not as bad as it could be.  Several of the Jane’s aren’t on the list my mother had given me.  That was to be expected however, because sometimes transfers are necessary.  It was unlikely I’d be in competition with a Jane any way.  The only ones that usually posed a threat were the astoundingly beautiful ones; but they all found husbands to pull them out of social destruction any way. 
    Number 29 was up, Jane 22K55.  The tag sounded vaguely familiar; but I knew it wasn’t from the list.
    An excruciatingly exquisite woman makes her way to the podium.  Her graceful legs float with the stride of a magnificent swan.  My heart is pounding.  This lovely creature could be a problem.

    “What would you like to share with the panel before judgment?”  The resumes were already in, so the judges were now only awaiting personal statements.  The gorgeous woman, hair a flurry of sun roasted hazelnut, skin sublimely soft and dewy and face more exotic than Cleopatra, opened her mouth.
    “I have nothing to say to this panel.  I am here of my own freewill.  Every cent I have ever earned has been donated to charity and hospital, I am simply too tired to continue working.  I hope that one day these judges will see how they are unfit to judge any human being, even themselves.  I am sickened by the system and now refuse to participate in it.  Murder me if you will but my hands will remain clean.”  She tossed her plentiful hair across her even more plentiful chest. 
    Under usual circumstances I would safely assume that her statement would be the end of her.  Yet this woman was so undeniably attractive and now the panel was entirely male..
    My fears sprang to life when the judges made no crude comment toward her bold and accusatory statement.  My phone began to beep again, in my pocket.  There was no time to answer it, I needed leverage over this woman.
    I waited until she was in the green room entry way before I made my move.  I knew I had to be quick, I was expected in front of the panel by the end of the break.  She carried herself with such elegance and dignity; with a phony smile of perfectly pouty lips running from cheek to powdered cheek.  I knew she was a fake, she knew she could woo the panel with her ravenous good looks.  I knew better.
    She paused, smiling at me.  She knew she was going to win and was now holding it over my head.  People like her didn’t deserve to get years.  I did the only rational thing I could to take her down.  I hit her.  Then I hit her again.  There was no way a useless Jane was going to win out over me, regardless of how talented her features were.
    With my left fist I pummeled her smug smile into a messy frown.  No looks would grant her immunity now.  Now she would be even lower than I was.
    I scrambled out in front of the podium and read them my spiel.  Thank God I can be incredibly charming.  If my judges were only women I can grantee you I’d be alive indefinitely.

*   *   *

    We’re waiting for the panel results now.  The Jane I took out of the running had already been carted away.  I managed to peak at my phone one final time.  My mother messaged that my sister had been transferred.  Baby Jane was here somewhere, although I certainly hadn’t seen her.  The loud speaker is starting up.  For the first time since all of the ills and viruses’ of the human system had been eradicated I was infatuated by the unknown.  Scared that I would be put down, but infatuated nonetheless.
    “We choose number 30: John 99A92 formerly James 96G41 formerly John 33K77 formerly Alex 66F78 formerly…”
    I tuned out at the calling of my own past personal identities.  They picked me!  I am going to live.  I am going to get rich again.  I’ll find a way to make it happen.
    “For your previous spending and selling, in favor of the American economy, we grant you a four year life extension.”  The oldest judge leaned down from the short balcony and looked me in the eyes.  Then he spoke.
    “That’ll make you 435 years old by the next time you come before us.  You better have your act together by then.”

The Chest

    The year was 1888, his livelihood depended on his ability to finish at least one.  He needed something special, he needed to end this one.  This time it would be different.
    The chest arrived the day after the parade.  The streets were still littered with beads and streamers.  Pigeons played tug-of-war with remnants of ribbons and tinsel.  No one knew where the chest came from, it hadn’t been there during the show the day before.  The once crowded street had been vacant all night and when sunrise came the chest appeared.  They had gathered round for it’s opening, thinking it some kind of publicity stunt.  Cobbleton had been starved for tourism since the early 1800s.  No one came to visit since the mine has closed down.  It was no longer a destination as much as it had become an almost completely vacant ghost town.  The once bustling downtown had fallen into a state of decay.  Windows were boarded up and paint peeled and chipped.  Signs that once held tight above store entrances traipsed, lopsided, to the ground.  A great fire had destroyed most of main street years before.  Without the funds to repair the damage, the people had simply closed up their shops and moved their homes.
    When the chest was opened a single book lay inside.  Bound with leather and covered with dust, it was gently removed and inspected by the town’s only constable.  The cover was so badly worn that all that remained of the text were the letters, C-O-B-B.  The pages were blank and lined with pure gold.  The book was quite a spectacle and no one knew where it had come from.  It was transported to the local police station and kept in a locked box.  The chest was left in the burnt ruins of main street, where it had been found.
    Several days after it’s discovery strange things began to occur in Cobbleton.  The rains came down so severe that water pooled in the streets.  Crops were washed away and the people were advised to stay indoors.  The rains came for days, only occasionally letting up.  When the sun finally returned and the people were allowed to leave their dwellings another strange discovery was made.  The constable came across it when he re-opened the police station.  The book had not been touched, it was still sealed inside the metal box when he found it.  However, it was different.  It appeared shiny and new, as though someone had rebound it during the storm.  The letters were still worn off on the cover, but when he opened it there read, “Chapter One” in bold letters across the first page.
    The constable was certain the page had been blank before.  A town meeting was called and all that had been present during the chest’s opening gathered to view the book.  All agreed that it had been blank days before, upon it’s discovery.  It was then that the townspeople decided to further inspect the chest with which it had arrived in their small town.  A mob was formed and scurried down to old main street, where the chest still lay, unmoved.  The rain had washed all of the dust from the wood and brass, it looked almost new now.  The constable leaned in close and lifted the lid, the inside was lined with red velvet.  There seemed to be nothing else in the chest, no separate compartments.  The chest had no markings and was unusually heavy.  Even the strength of the town’s most fit men was not enough to lift the chest from the street.
    The townspeople could not figure out how the chest was delivered. No one in town was strong enough to lift, or even drag it.  Herds of townsfolk pushed and pulled for hours on end and the chest refused to budge.  As they gathered around the chest, scratching their heads in disbelief, the town deputy came running onto old main street.  He shouted that everyone needed to get back to the station.  There was something different about the book.
    Quickly the townsfolk rushed to inspect the change.  The constable was the first to arrive back at the station and he opened the book once again.  The first page now read, “Chapter One” in bold letters.  Underneath the lettering was now smaller text.  Only two sentences.
    “The rains came, day in and day out.  The roads flooded and no one could leave.”
    The line sent shivers down the constable’s spine, as peculiar rains had come for days after the book’s arrival.  But had the roads been washed out?  Nothing was either imported or exported from Cobbleton anymore, so no one would notice if the only two roads leaving the town had been washed out.  The last time anyone had come or left Cobbleton had been at least eighty years before.  Both the constable and his deputy told the townsfolk to stay put, as they would check the condition of the roads.  No one knew if the book was a publicity stunt or some type of trap, so it was advised that people go back into their homes until further notified.
    The constable and his deputy made their way to the edge of town, through main street and toward the great bridge.  The road sloped and sagged, pools of water lay in their path.  They walked until they could walk no further.  Sure enough, the road had been completely flooded.  They headed to the other end of town and found the same was true there.  Until the water went away there was no getting in or out of Cobbleton. 
    The constable and his deputy returned to the station and called another town meeting.  They informed the townsfolk of the situation and explained that they were intent on discovering the origin of the mysterious chest and it’s even more mysterious contents.  The butcher raised his hand and asked an intriguing question.  He knew that no one had been near either road in close to a century and wondered if it was possible that the roads had been washed out for quite some time.  He wondered if it was possible that someone knew this and wrote it down in the mysterious book.  The butcher was not the type of man to believe in such things as magical books or texts and believed firmly that it was the work of one of the townspeople.  The constable asked whoever was responsible to come forward, no one did.
    The next day people went back about their business.  The butcher opened his shop, the baker made his pies and the constable and deputy stood watch over the book.  The sky was overcast yet again and the people feared the rains would come back and destroy what little crops they had left.  As people carried on about their day something strange happened.  A loud humming echoed through the streets.  It started faint and distant and grew louder and closer with every passing minute.  The people all looked up and looked around.  It seemed to be coming from all directions.
    The butcher was the first to see them, hundreds of tiny black beings came tunneling through the clouds.  The people scattered as they approached.  Terrific screeching filled the silent air as the winged creatures drew nearer.  The townsfolk ran quickly into nearby buildings.  The constable and his deputy ran to the doorway of the station to see what was happening.
    The creatures were horrific, large and black.  Their eyes glowed red and their jagged toothed jaws clamped open and shut as they screeched.  The noise was deafening.  Their great wings flapped and clawed stumps extended from their misshapen bodies.  Their great heads looked like those of dogs, but they were distorted.  They seemed to change shape as they flew, their feature’s morphing.  The only thing that didn’t transform on their terrible faces were their massive jagged teeth.  They swooped through the streets, clawing at the townsfolk as they ran for cover.  One of the horrendous creatures plucked the baker with it’s mighty claws and flipped him into it’s gruesome mouth.  The sound of crushing bone and flesh followed and the baker was gone.
    Just as quickly as the creatures had arrived they began to fly away.  They lumbered back up through the clouds and the humming of their mighty flapping wings trailed off.  The people waited to return to the streets, not sure what had happened.  No one had ever seen creatures such as these.  The blacksmith poked his head out of his shop window and shouted, “Demons!” and then ducked back out of sight.  The constable nodded, still looking up at the sky.  The creatures did not seem to be of this earth.  He didn’t believe in demons, but they certainly seemed to be something of an unearthly nature.
    The deputy, who had scampered back inside during the commotion, began to shout.
“Come quick!  Come quick!  The book!”
It didn’t take long for the constable to respond.  He quickly hurried into the station to see what the deputy had found.  He saw the book lying open on the main desk in the tiny, dim lit room.  Two more lines had appeared on the first page.
“From the sky came a terrible noise, one hundred horrible creatures.  The townsfolk ran for cover as the winged demons descended upon them.” 
The constable thought at first that perhaps the deputy was responsible for writing the mysterious lines, but how could he explain the creatures.  He had seen them, everyone had.  The baker was dead and who knew how many others had fallen victim to the terrible beasts.  The constable made an announcement over the town square loudspeaker.
“Everyone, go inside your homes and do not come out.  The streets are not safe, we don’t know if the creatures will be back.”  He wanted to tell the people not to panic, but how could they not?  After seeing the terrible creatures that had come from above, the book seemed the least of their concerns.
“What are we going to do?”  The deputy was still running his hands over the book and looking at the constable, hopefully waiting for instruction.
“I don’t know what to do, I think we need to find a way out of Cobbleton.”  The constable decided to take the deputy and a few other capable townsfolk to the edge of town.  He knew the roads were washed out, but they had to try and find a route of escape.  The winged demons could return and it might be the end of all of them.  The constable tucked the book under his coat.  He didn’t know why he felt he needed to bring it with him, but he felt compelled to keep it close to his side.
    Everything was arranged later that afternoon.  It was difficult to tell the time of day as dark grey clouds still loomed above the town.  The rains had stopped but the sun was still blocked from sight.  The constable, his deputy, the blacksmith and the butcher had gathered as many weapons as were possible to carry on their journey.  The constable and deputy carried rifles, the butcher a large knife and the blacksmith a metal hammer.  The four set out to check the roads of Cobbleton. 
    They had walked for what felt like hours, although the town’s end couldn’t have been more than a mile or two away.  The sky grew darker and darker.  The constable noticed that it had been difficult to sense what time it was.  He realized he couldn’t remember the last time he had had a clear sense of time.  As he thought harder, he found it difficult to remember anything before the day the chest was found.  He slightly remembered the parade, but nothing before it.  He recalled that his mentor, the old constable of Cobbleton, had told him when something sends a shock to your system, memory loss can be a common side effect.  So the constable didn’t think much of his foggy memory.  After all, everyone had been through so much over the last few days.  The road seemed to go on for miles and miles, their feet began to grow tired.
“How can we not have reached the end yet?” there was definite fear in the deputy’s voice.  “How long have we been walking?  It’s almost night.” 
    The constable realized that it was almost night, or so the skies above would predict.  There was no moon, but what little light had sifted through the clouds before had dwindled to almost nothing.  A thick fog had set in, making it nearly impossible to see the road ahead.  They were all gravely aware that they had been walking for a much longer period of time than the road should have permitted.
“There, up ahead!”  the blacksmith saw what appeared to be faint light shining through the dark mist.  He figured townsfolk from the neighboring village may have ventured down the road, perhaps a similar series of events had taken place in their own town.  As the crew approached they realized the light they had seen was that of a town.  There was no town at the end of the road.  In fact, none of the four had ever been outside of Cobbleton, there was never any need before.  But everyone knew that the next town was separated by a large river with a bridge, they hadn’t gotten to the water yet so it was impossible that this could be the neighboring village.  As the four men drew closer a wave of both dread and utter shock ran through them.  It was Cobbleton!  The town station was clear through the mist, as was the town square and various other buildings.
“How did we back track?  We’ve been heading the same direction, away from town.  This is impossible!”  The deputy was clearly frightened and confused.  It was then that the constable remembered the book and was suddenly drawn to it.  He felt obligated to peek at the pages and see what was there.  He stopped under a street torch and pulled the book from his inner coat pocket.  Under the light he opened to the first page.
“There could be no leaving Cobbleton, it was all that had been written.”  The line sent a shiver through the constable’s spine. 
    As he had read it aloud the butcher spoke up, “what does that mean? Is that god damned book saying there are no other places than Cobbleton?  That’s ridiculous, there’s a neighboring town not three miles from here!”  The constable glanced down at the book again, where there had been only the one new line minutes before, a second had appeared.
“It was then the constable realized he had never seen another village, he didn’t know anyone who had left Cobbleton, he didn’t even know the name of the neighboring village.”
The constable dropped the book in disbelief.  He didn’t know the name of the neighboring village.  He didn’t know anyone who had seen it or even left Cobbleton.  It had to be a coincidence.  He couldn’t remember because he was in a state of shock, he was afraid, that was it.  He looked around at the others.
“Have any of you left Cobbleton?  Do any of you know the name of the village across the bridge?”  The other three looked around in confusion.  None of them had left Cobbleton, but of course there were places outside of the town.  They didn’t need to personally have been there for them to exist.  There was no need to leave Cobbleton and that was why no one ever did.  The town had everything they needed, it wasn’t because no other place existed, it was because Cobbleton was perfect and supplied the people more than sufficiently.  The four couldn’t help but feel uneasy, however, as the book seemed to know more about them than even they did.  It was then the constable had an idea.
“We can destroy the book, it seems to have us in such a tizzy that we cannot think clearly.” The others nodded in agreement.  Once that awful book was gone, they would be able to concentrate and everything would be alright.  The butcher threw a torch to the constable and the constable set fire to the book.  He threw it on the stone laden ground below and they all watched as it went up in flames.  The blacksmith stomped out the fire before it could spread and they all seemed rather satisfied that the terrible book was now nothing more than a pile of smoking ashes.
    They returned to the town square to also rid themselves of the awful chest the book had arrived in.  They could see it sitting on the cold, dark ground ahead.  The deputy opened the chest in order to throw his torch inside, they would burn it from the inside out.  The other three stood behind him, ready to lend a hand if a hand needed to be lent.  The deputy peaked inside the chest and then spun around in horror to face the others.
“The book…” the deputy looked pale as he gasped for breath. “The book, it’s in the chest.  But how?  We destroyed it…”  The constable pushed the deputy aside to look for himself.  Sure enough, the book lay, seemingly untouched inside the mysterious chest.  He handed his torch to the blacksmith and plucked the book from where it lay.  He turned it over in his hands, he was in disbelief as it clearly seemed to be the same book they had all seen go up in flames only moments before.  The constable opened the book and saw that new lines had appeared.
“The four had tried to destroy their story, but it would be no use.  As long as they existed so would their text.  It was then that they realized what they had not before.  They were not what they thought they were, they were nothing without their story.  They had no names, they had not anything.”
    The constable recoiled in terror.  He dropped the book yet again and spun to face the others.  “What is the meaning of this?!” fear filled his voice as he yelped for answers.  “Of course we exist!  I’m here, aren’t I!?”  the constable yelled upward to no one in particular.  It was then the deputy came to his own horrific realization.  He couldn’t remember his name.  He felt that no amount of fear should cause him to forget his own name.  He knew he was the deputy of Cobbleton, he knew his companions were the constable, the blacksmith and the butcher.  But he could not remember any of their names.  Before he could vocalize his terrible realization, it was obvious from the facial expressions of the others that they had all come to the same conclusion.  No one could remember their name, or anyone else’s. 
    The constable ran to the station and announced through the town loudspeaker, “Has anyone ever left Cobbleton?  Does anyone remember their name?  Does anyone remember anything from before the chest?!”  his voiced boomed through the town square.  The people had gathered in the streets and greeted his announcement with confusion.  The confusion they felt quickly turned to panic as none of them had any answers.  No one had left Cobbleton, no one knew who they really were and no one remembered anything before the chest.
    He temporarily stopped plugging away at the type writer.  He had lost interest in his own story, as he often did.  Rain pelt against his window and he scratched his head.  He didn’t know where to take his story, his characters.  Until he could think of more, he decided to end the first chapter and start anew.  Create yet another cast of characters, in another town, with another plot.  The clanks of the type writer echoed through the cabin as he typed the final lines.
    Fear grasped the people of Cobbleton.  Of course they were real and they needed to find a way to survive this terrible nightmare.  The constable called out to the people, “We must find a route of escape!  Everyone, to the main road!”  The people ran, they all took to the street and didn’t look back.  Mother’s clutched their babies close to their chests, children held the hands of their fathers.  Husbands and wives held tightly to each other, fearing and somehow knowing that the end could be near.  Cries and yelps echoed through the street as they ran.  The constable had taken the book with him as they hurried, hoping for escape and rescue.  He looked down to the text and read the fateful last lines.
“There was no escape for the people of Cobbleton.  Their story ended here, their lives of no consequence or meaning.  Just another failed experiment from a writer incapable of finishing a story.  Back to the drawing board.”
    As the constable read the last line aloud, he felt sudden and terrible pain taking him from all points of his being.  He heard the screams of the people as they fell to the road, sobbing and twisting in agony.  Their skin burned and blistered, splitting open and falling off.  Then, after torturous pain, nothing.  The people lay still in the street, blood pooling around their still, mangled and charred bodies.
    The writer had already crumpled the pages of Cobbleton and thrown them into the ragging fireplace.  He felt there was no need to hold onto a story he could not finish.  So he began to plug away on a new tale.  Perhaps this time he would write about a killer, one that ravaged and ripped the bodies of the city’s undesirable.  He would call him Jack.  And when he could not finish this story either, Jack, just like the people of Cobbleton, would disappear into nothing.

Light at the End of the Tunnel

   Jeff could hear the sluggish dragging of flesh across stone closing in slowly behind him.  The sound echoed through the dark tunnel, hurting his ears.  Jeff had always had an acute sense of hearing, being able to hear people’s conversations from buildings five blocks down the street.  His apartment was in L.A., where even though it was early fall the air was still warm and familiar.  Not like the dark tunnel he found himself trapped inside.  The agent had told him of a televised scavenger hunt that would be taking place in Venezuela.  Jeff had felt that maybe his special sense would give him the upper hand over the other contestants in some way.  Even though he wasn’t one for watching reality television, let alone participating in it, the advantage he felt he had and what the deal included were more than enough to oblige him to commit.  The scavenger hunt entailed a six day trip in which the contestants would be staying at the five star Hilton, sipping champagne poolside during the evening, and snorkeling, hiking, and exploring through the South American countryside during the day.  He would have been all right with that, but this black, cramped tunnel he found himself crawling in was not part of the deal.  The helicopter had suffered difficulties and made an emergency landing at the edge of the jungle. One of the contestants, Joel, had yelled to the others of a terrible beast that occupied the area.  He had explained how it feasted on animals and the occasional native or tourist who happened to wander away from the near village.  Just as Joel had opened his mouth the woods and brush around them had been enveloped by a thunderous, tortured moan; a ferocious sound that had stung Jeff’s ears like a hornet. 
    At that point everyone had scattered, including Jeff.  He had run off in the direction of several others but had somehow lost them along the way.  He had taken too many wrong turns and ended up in that tunnel, somewhere below the earth, without light and with something clearly behind him, although he was unsure how far.  The sound was blaring in his ear, but it could have been coming from a distance of a half a mile; Jeff had no way of telling.  That acute sense of his played with his mind during times of extreme stress, tricking him to look behind his shoulder into the blackness.  Typically, Jeff was able to control his hearing but whenever fear would grab a hold of him he had a hard time concentrating.  The confined tunnel also caused the noise behind him to ricochet in all directions, which hindered Jeff in locating its distance.  Crawling on hands and knees, he could barely twist to view the path behind, and even when he turned his head, all he saw was the dark of the cramped tunnel he felt closing in around him.  He could tell his path was narrowing.
    Thump… thump… thump… Jeff felt his heart racing in his chest as he heard the scratching of something dragging against the stone behind him.  It reminded him of the noise the chalk would make against the board in grade school, causing a clamor so awful he had to cover his ears, and eventually wear earplugs to class.  He wished he had those earplugs now to block out the sound.  Jeff could hear another sound, heavy panting.  This sound seemed familiar to Jeff, almost mimicking his own exhausted breath.  It didn’t sound like that of an animal, but he thought that maybe the confined space of the tunnel was playing with the noise.  He thought of the beast they had all been afraid of.  The image grew in his mind as he inched through the tunnel.  Jeff imagined the clawed beast dragging its withered flesh slowly and hungrily.  He could almost see its red eyes bulging out of its shrunken skull, and bared crooked, yellow fangs extending below its shriveled black lips.
Just as he was imagining what terrible creature was closing in on him Jeff felt a sudden pain in his leg.  He heard the rip of his pant leg and realized he was stuck.  His ankle was caught by something, and he couldn’t break free.  Jeff heard the heavy breathing and piercing scratching closing in on him.  He couldn’t take it anymore; he felt the breath he knew wasn’t there against the nape of his sweating neck.  Finally he screamed; he hated to scream, as the noise would rattle through his skull like a hurricane.  The loud yell that came from his lips was out of terror and desperation.  Suddenly lights flashed from behind him, and he could see again, the dark dispensed and the tunnel became lighter.  He could see the root his ankle was twisted in and was able to pry himself free.  He looked ahead and saw where he needed to go.  He followed the tunnel through a series of sharp curves until he eventually saw the light at the end.  Dragging himself the extra few feet he popped out to a more than surprising sight.  The sound behind him completely gone and cameras situated all around him, he realized what was happening. 
    Once outside and able to stand, Jeff saw a man crawling from the tunnel behind him, holding a camera with a light mounted on the top in one hand and a glove with metal talons extending from the fingertips on the other.  “Congratulations, Jeff!  You’re the first one to complete their task for Jungle Fear.”  The man had handed off the camera and the glove to one of the other men swarming about with cameras.  “This is the future of reality television, introducing contestants to an unfamiliar atmosphere and the concept of a monster of some kind.  We hired Danny to take the copter down, and Joel to invoke you guys with the fear of the human-eating jungle beast.  From there we pretty much just inconspicuously follow you guys around with cameras and film the rest.”  Jeff didn’t know what to say, he was still shocked, he felt his legs collapse beneath him and just before passing out heard someone shout, “Get this man to the Hilton, pronto!  His suite’s all ready for him.”

Fight For Your Right To Party

   Fight Club, the 1996 novel by Chuck Palahniuk and the 2000 film by David Fincher, is the modern day embodiment of many of the ideas on society and truth from philosophers ranging from Gilles Deleuze and Felix Guattari, to Friedrich Nietzsche, to Antonio Negri and Baruch Spinoza.  From Deleuze and Guattari’s ideas on “making a body without organs”, to Nietzsche’s notions of making one’s own truths based upon one’s perceptions, to Negri and Spinoza’s insights on taking a step back from society and being able to think of things in different lights, Fight Club ties these concepts together with a story about a man unhappy with postmodern society, who finds a way of breaking away from society’s forced “norm”.
    In David Fincher’s film, it is made clear that the main character is discontent with his life.  The main character doesn’t have a name, nor does it matter that he have a name in that he represents the typical male consumer in modern society.  He considers himself “a slave to the Ikea nesting industry,” thinking that the type of dining set he owns will define him as a person.  He believes that by collecting designer suits and expensive furniture he can bring himself to perfection.  Though he considers his wardrobe and furnishings “very respectable” and making him “close to complete” he still feels empty and useless inside, demonstrating how striving for the “ideal” as philosophers such as Plato and Hegel may suggest, is a useless struggle as the “ideal” is unattainable.  The feelings the main character experiences on his attempt toward perfection are truly brought to light when he loses his suitcase full of his designer clothes to the airport officials and then his condo and its contents in an explosion.  In the film, the main character looks to his singed, broken refrigerator, on the pavement after it had flown out the window of his condo and notes aloud, “How embarrassing, a house full of condiments and no food.”  This reflection is clearly referring to his material belongings, which meant everything to him.  Just as condiments are simply a supplement to food, one could not survive off of ketchup alone, the main character’s material possessions are only supplements to life, not life itself.
    Deleuze and Guattari would agree with the main character’s realization.  Society is responsible for making one feel that material possessions make one who they are.  Society determines what one can or cannot do.  In Guattari’s The Postmodern Dead End, he argues that “social relations have entered an ice age… poverty and unemployment tend now to be accepted as inevitable evils.”#  Guattari is saying that society has determined that there will be people condemned to the bottom of the chain of the hierarchy that is society, and that not everyone has the potential to do what he or she would like.  A scene in the film includes a convenience store clerk who lives in a basement level “shitty apartment” being held at gunpoint in an attempt to make him step up to the machine that is society, and get more schooling so that he can get the job he really wanted, that of a veterinarian.  Postmodern society forces the idea that some people can become veterinarians making at least $100,000 a year, while others can only work as convenience store clerks scraping by with only $18,000 a year.  That particular scene of the film is an attempt to force someone to break away from society’s limitations.
Guattari, along with addressing the social profession issues of postmodern society, also points out that with all of the numerous technological advancements, society has made little progress, because levels of unemployment are growing.  In November 28, 1947: How Do You Make Yourself a Body without Organs?, an essay also by Guattari with the accompaniment of Giles Deleuze, a similar stance on the problem with society is taken.  Though the piece describes removing the organs from one’s body as a type of enlightenment, Deleuze and Guattari are not literally suggesting that one remove their physical organs.  In fact, the piece is not about the physical human body at all but rather organization, “The BwO is opposed not to the organs but to that organization of the organs called the organism.”#  In Fight Club that organism is society.
    The main character of the film ends up meeting an unusual individual, Tyler Durden, who is the complementary part (smarter, stronger, more attractive… etc) of the main character.  Tyler teaches the main character how to break away from society’s “norm”, and also how to let go.  He preaches that society should not be able to determine your worth or potential, saying, “You’re not your job.  You’re not how much money you have in the bank.  You’re not the car you drive.  You’re not the contents of your wallet…”  By telling the main character these things, Tyler is trying to break the constraints that society puts into place, and that what defines a person and their worth is not material possessions.  Tyler and the main character attempt to make their own body without organs by starting an underground club, Fight Club.  The members of the club take turns beating each other up; however, this is not the purpose of Fight Club. It’s not simply about punching and kicking one another.  The main character says, regarding one of the fighters, “Ricky couldn’t remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black, but Ricky was a god… when he trounced the Maitre’de at a local food court… Who you were in Fight Club was not who you were in the rest of the world.”  The main character, Tyler, and the rest of the members used Fight Club as an escape from the restraints of society.  One’s age, race, wealth and/or intelligence were of no consequence.
    In Antonio Negri’s Difference and the Future, these issues along with the organization of society are also brought to light.  Negri explains 17th century philosopher Baruch Spinoza’s beliefs on the problems with organized society.  Both Negri and Spinoza, just like Deleuze and Guattari, are interested in rearranging and reconstructing society.  Though Spinoza was interested in reconstructing his society in the 17th century, the same idea of taking a step back in order to fully analyze society and current organization is a concept still important today, as expressed in both Guattari’s The Postmodern Dead End and the even more current Fight Club. 
    The watcher/reader of Fight Club eventually learns that the main character and Tyler Durden are the same person.  This is where Nietzsche’s ideas on truth and perceptions seem to truly come into play.  Though the physical embodiment of Tyler did not actually exist, the main character saw him, talked to him, fought him…etc.  Toward the end of the film, Tyler has a gun pointed at the main character, who realizes that since they are one in the same person the gun could just as easily be in his own hand.  Just as the main character realizes this, he looks down to see the gun no longer held by Tyler, but in his own hand.  All that is Fight Club and Project Mayhem, a destructive subgroup involving the bulk of community helpers not only in the main city but also across the nation, is real because of the main character’s perceptions, i.e. his creation of Tyler Durden, which satisfies his need for escape.
    The word “slide” is introduced early in the film.  The main character, before meeting his other half, attends support groups for people dying from cancer, parasites, Tuberculosis… etc.  At one of the meetings for cancer patients, the idea of escaping one’s pain by reverting to a cave and imagining a power animal is presented.  The main character’s power animal is a penguin symbolizing potentiality, in that penguins are winged birds which have the potential to fly but cannot.  Penguins are generally perceived to be wearing suits, representing the typical professional male consumer.  This power animal introduces the word “slide”.  This word is brought up many times throughout the film, referring to the main character’s need to simply let go, to stop trying to control everything and just let go, slide.  The idea of letting go was an important element in November 28, 1947: How Do You Make Yourself a Body without Organs?.  Deleuze and Guattari imply that all there is, is just being, that there is a type of indifference that the BwO achieves.  That state of indetermination before the body reacts, where a variety of resultant actions can occur, is such a state of indifference or complete potential.  Towards the end of the film, the main character, Tyler and two members of Project Mayhem are driving in a car.  Tyler is at the wheel and removes his hands from steering.  At first the main character tries to grab the wheel and control the car, and situation, by steering back into the correct lane, but Tyler convinces him that the situation “does not belong [to them]” that the main character needs to “forget about what [he] thinks about life, about friendship…etc.”  Finally the wheel is left alone, and the passengers let the car take over, but not before putting on their seat belts.
    Even though Tyler seems to be promoting a type of complete chaos, disrupting society by having members of Project Mayhem destroy corporate franchises and beat brand new Volkswagens with baseball bats as well as beat each other, he always instills rules and guidelines.  In Fight Club Tyler makes the rules clear to the members, “The first rule of Fight Club is -- you do not talk about Fight Club…etc.”  The list of rules includes guidelines on keeping only two to a fight, as well as trimming one’s fingernails.  These two particular rules are clearly there to keep anyone from being injured too severely.  These rules are put in place to keep some type of order in the system Tyler is creating.  The same can be said for putting on his seat belt in the car.  Deleuze and Guattari would agree.  It is important that one not segregate oneself too far from organized society; otherwise one will no longer have a place at all.  The cautionary section in How Do You Make Yourself a Body without Organs warns of this.  Without any rules or guidelines there is complete and total chaos.  In attempting to “make yourself a body without organs” it’s important to be very careful.  The path to becoming enlightened in this manner requires extreme caution by those partaking in it. 
    There are numerous other parallels between the philosophies of Deleuze and Guattari, Negri and Spinoza, and Nietzsche, along with many philosophers and Fight Club.  The list could go on and on.  However, one of the most important themes to be taken from the novel/film is the idea of being able to remove oneself from the constraints of society.  Also, to be able to take a step outside of contemporary organization in order to look at one’s surroundings in a new light, and perhaps see a way to change or rearrange the current organization if needed.  At the same time it is crucial that one be very cautious.  In Fight Club both of the main character’s BwOs got out of hand.  Project Mayhem went too far, with people getting hurt and even killed, and the main character was not able to control Tyler, instead the Tyler personality almost took over completely.  From Nietzsche’s ideas on truth and perception, to Negri and Spinoza’s explanations on the reconstruction of current organizational systems as the need for change arises, to Deleuze and Guattari’s notions on creating a body without organs, to being able to let go and just be and not letting society force too many restrictions, Fight Club incorporates all of these themes through the story of a modern day generation X male fed up with the disguised problems and constraints of organized society.  The message behind Fight Club is that one should not try to aspire to society’s ideal or to some great model of a perfect individual.  Rather it is more important to use one’s own perceptions to identify who one is and to interpret one’s own truths.


Note:  These views represent only one interpretation of the content of the literary work/film Fight Club.  Do not allow any of these perceptions to be constraints against deducing something entirely different from the material.

The Cyclops



Dr. Sampson Keanner
Under the supervision of:
Lt. General Mikail Lipson
April 27, 2102
IVT 199776BLE-2102


Investigation of the U.S.S. Cyclops
Last seen March 4, 1918
Reappearance: April 22, 2102
Location: Baffin Bay, Arctic Ocean

    Samson paused after typing the last line.  He hadn’t stopped to question why the university was sending him with the Navy to investigate the ship.  He was a history professor not an investigatory specialist.  He had never been called to a site, not once in his entire profession.  He only traveled to give lectures and occasionally research the next book.  Now he was on a plane to the bitter coldness of Smith Sound, the only open waters that time of year in Baffin Bay, and he hadn’t the slightest inclination as to why.
    He was astonished that the Navy was flying him first class; he supposed it was their subtle apology for interrupting his summer vacation in much warmer climates.  As almost the only authority on 20th Century Naval disappearances it was obvious that the U.S. government intended to kiss up to him in any way possible for this one little favor.  Samson took a sip of champagne and continued with his report.

The U.S.S. Cyclops has been found floating at 78.25‘N  074.00‘W.  This is the first visit to the site since its recognition by a Canadian research team traveling overhead by aircraft.  The report describes the ship as almost or wholly intact, a perfect specimen of early 1900s design.

    This part was the real delight for Samson.  He had never had the opportunity to board such an iconic piece of naval history.  The last surviving vessel from the 20th century had sunk with the receding coastlines.  Soon its walls would be corroded by the sea.  However, he knew that he should have been contemplating how a nearly two hundred year old ship could reemerge in any type of identifiable condition.
    On April 23rd he had received an urgent message to report to the Jeffersonian Institute, he had only been on vacation for three days.  He was quite familiar with the history of this particular ship, but he was still confused as to why the Navy had allowed him to be privy to the supposedly classified information.  Everything was conducted under the strictest confidence.  No one outside the government had been informed of the ship’s reemergence.  No one had offered a guess as to how the ship resurfaced, not to mention why its remains had emerged so far away from its last known location.
    The Lieutenant General Lipson had informed Samson that the investigatory mission was of the utmost importance to the U.S. Government.  Samson had not been informed as to why.  He peeked up from his input device and glanced around the plane.  They would be landing at the site any time now and he decided to wait on his report until he had more information.
“Lieutenant Lipson, you’re going to have to give me some sort of an idea of what’s going on here.  If I’m going to classify the wreckage properly…”
“Wreckage? Oh, Dr. Keanner there is no wreckage.” The Lieutenant paused and looked out the window. 
    Below them Samson could see that they were approaching a massive vessel.  It was in perfect condition, almost as if it had just set sail from Bermuda less than a week before.  As the plane hovered and then landed on the water next to the ship, Samson could make out the clearly printed letters on the ship’s above water hull.
U.S.S. CYCLOPS.
    Samson put his device into his pocket and unbuckled his seat belt.  He guffawed at the pristine condition of the ship as he made his way through the windowed cabin.  Several Naval officers had already extended the walk pad and were boarding the Cyclops cautiously.  With the Lieutenant in the lead the team boarded the ship.
    The hull was in exceptional condition.  The deck looked like it had spent no time whatsoever underwater.  It was incredibly unlikely that the Cyclops had reemerged from the waves. 
Where had it been all this time? 
Samson urged himself to examine only the facts; there would be time for speculation later.  Once the main cabin’s door was pried open a strange and foul smell leaked from within the confines of the lower deck.
“Sewage?” Samson pinched his nose while forcing himself below deck.
“Doesn’t smell like sewage…” the Lieutenant barely had time to respond as soon it was abundantly apparent where the smell was coming from.
    The main cabin was plastered with a strange gooey purple substance emitting a faint glow.  Perhaps some form of phosphorescent bacteria had accumulated itself in the musky environment of the old ship.  The purple glow lit the cabin well enough for the team to fully examine their surroundings.  The tacky substance clung to every nook and cranny, along counter tops, plastering the ceiling.  In the far corner of the cabin Samson spotted a curious shape.
“Over there-” with flashlights in hand, the crew approached Samson’s discovery.
Bones. 
It was a pile of bones, not recognizably human.  Not recognizably any animal Samson was acquainted with.  They too glowed an eerie purple.  Badly decomposed flesh still clung to the majority of them; Samson knelt to recover a sample.  Using his flashlight as a probe Samson shifted the pile, a large angular bone protruded from the center.  It almost appeared to be a human femur, but the proportions were wrong.  As Samson poked and prodded the pile further a skull tumbled forward.  Definitely not human.  It was about the size of a beach ball.  Eight empty sockets stared back at Samson and a jagged jaw of filed teeth sneered at him menacingly.  The officers glanced to each other and readied their weapons.
“Where the hell has this girl been?” Samson did not take his eyes off of the skull; he knew his question would be perceived as rhetorical.
    As larger waves began to lap at the hull a faint trembling arose from the deck beneath their feet.  The odor seeping through the ship’s cracks grew to an unbearable stench.  The deck quivered and Samson had to stand to hold his balance.
“Let’s search the next cabin.” The Lieutenant seemed eager to get the investigation further under way.  Though the other officers appeared calm, Samson could make out their trembling hands in the dimly lit cabin.  A rustling sound echoed through the deck above them.  The team simultaneously glanced upwards, all of them sure that someone was above deck.  Heavy foot steps pounded through the ceiling above them, they were obviously not alone.
“Glassen.. Kansas, head up deck and see what’s going on up there.”  The Lt. barked the orders and the officers responded hesitantly. 
    Officer Glassen and Officer Kansas paced slowly upwards out of the cabin.  Samson waited with intense anticipation.  Soon the remaining crew could hear the officer’s footsteps on the deck above them.  The heavier footfalls had subsided.
“Who’s up there?” The Lt. demanded a response.  He was greeted by only more footsteps, “Kansas?  Glassen?  Respond!”
    Hearing only the light footfall of the unresponsive officers above them, Lipson ordered everyone above deck to investigate.  As the crew ascended the ladder sharp scuffling noises echoed down the walkway.  All seven of the remaining crew members reached the upper deck just in time to see the boots of Officer Kansas slip over the side railing and disappear into the thick fog that had suddenly surrounded the vessel.  Lipson ran to the officer’s aide only to find himself starring blankly into fog as thick as rice pudding.  The heavy thunk of something being dragged along the side of the ship bellowed up from the fog.  Samson rushed to the Lieutenant’s side just in time to see a grayish webbed claw poke out of the fog and then disappear again.
“What was that?” Samson backed away quickly from the edge of the ship.  Glassen was no where in sight and the crew, led by Lipson, frantically ran below deck once more.
“Let’s get to the bridge.  There should be some type of captain’s log there.” Samson sputtered as he fumbled through his pocket for his input device.  Once it had been retrieved he opened his blue print application and found a map of the U.S.S. Cyclops.  He pointed in the direction that the crew would need to head.
    Once inside the bridge Samson fumbled through the darkness hoping that any entrees left by the captain of the U.S.S. Cyclops would be as neatly intact as the ship itself.  More of the glowing purple substance was spattered against the darkened walls.  It was impossibly dark outside the cabin; the fog had set in so deeply that it was difficult to determine whether or not the sun had set.  Another loud set of footsteps echoed through the entirety of the ship.  This time they seemed to be emanating from the sides of the ship, something was climbing up the hull from the deep waters below.  Remembering the terrifying claw that everyone had seen dragging Kansas into the deep the officers readied their weapons once more.  The group huddled closer together, Samson still fumbling along the counters for any inclination as to what was going on aboard the old ship.
    A loud crash, like that of brittle bones cracking, closed in around them.  A slithering noise followed and then, other than the lapping waves, the vessel was silent again.
    Samson located the log.  He found a stack of notebooks near the navigation system and called one of the officers over to help shine some extra light for him to read with.

February 12, 1918
Coordinates: [Bermuda area]
    Several of the shipmates have reported seeing strange lights on the Horizon.  We left port more than four days ago and should be arriving back on U.S. soil within a week or so.  The weather has been accommodating although we have heard via radio that storms may be heading our way.  We picked up more Manganese Ore for munitions in Bermuda and will be caring the shipment back to the U.S….

    Samson scanned the document for anything off kilter.  Standard history texts aligned with the captain’s log as it appeared so far.  Samson read on eagerly, looking for something out of the ordinary.  Then, fifteen pages into the log, he found it.
February 20, 1918
Coordinates: [close to Maryland]
    Though we have had visual confirmation of our anchorage for the last twenty four hours, as we draw nearer to the shore it has become abundantly apparent that our equipment must have led us astray.  The coast of Maryland lies [coordinates] however, the shoreline is all wrong.  At 5 hundred this morning we encountered bizarre weather patterns.  A thick fog encapsulated this U.S.S. Cyclops, disrupting our navigation equipment, yet we weathered the storm completely unscathed and now the sea is steady again.  A chain of unrecognizable islands is present to our East, approximately at coordinates [look up].  No such land mass should be present if our navigation system is accurate.  We should be docking in Maryland within 72 hours.

    Samson flipped to the next page hoping to find the log collaborating with the date February 21.  Instead what he discovered were pages of hurriedly scrawled notes, not resembling any captain’s log Samson had ever encountered.

    “They’re everywhere.  We have barricaded ourselves aboard the U.S.S. Cyclops.  The officers who were immediately sent ashore have still not returned, nor do we expect them to.  To send a search party would be a suicide mission.  Dear Jesus, the things we have seen.  Large beasts, beyond size… unfathomable.  Strange towering buildings, not those of [city in Maryland, port] lay in ruins.  What has happened here….. May God save our souls.”

    This was the last entry of the U.S.S. Cyclops captain’s log.  Samson, having read this last section aloud, noticed the naval officers clearly growing uneasy.  Samson noted that it was amazing the log had survived for approximately 200 years, especially in the thick moisture of the bridge.  As Samson prepared to bag the log as evidence he noticed that the counter below him seemed to be quivering.  The table shook slightly in the calm sway of the ocean waves around them.  The Lieutenant stepped forward and brushed Samson aside.  Weapon raised he fumbled with the latch of the cabinet.  With slightly trembling hands he was able to undo the latch and open the door.  Inside was a sight no one had expected to see, even considering the unbelievable circumstances.
    It was a man, in a tattered 20th century Naval Officer uniform.  The man appeared to be nearly mummified, yet he was clearly moving ever so slightly in the beam of the flashlights.  His dried blackened lips curled away from exposed gums and teeth in an almost malicious snarl.  His arms had the consistency of venison jerky, spattered with more of the phosphorescent purple material.  The officers loomed in around the body, all with weapons drawn.  As the crew held the man with unbelieving eyes, Samson noticed that the man’s hands were twitching.
    “Is it… he, alive?” One of the officers looked to the Lieutenant for an answer.  Before anyone could respond the man’s eyes shot open.  Cloudy, blinded, but still those of a human being.  The eyes darted frantically back and forth and the man began to shake violently.  Samson rushed passed the officers and knelt beside the mummified man.  He shined the flashlight into the unblinking eyes.  The eyes darted about in an even more chaotic manner and the man’s dried lips and exposed teeth began to twitch and chatter.  The man’s jaw opened and closed as if the mummy were attempting to speak.  Almost every inch of the body was covered in an unsavory purple glow.
    “This man is alive…” Samson forced the sentence through his lips, even though he himself was not entirely sure that it was accurate.  The lieutenant leaned down next to Samson, he used his weapon to prod the tattered uniform and uncover a faded name tag.
    “It’s the captain.  Worley… but how?”  As the lieutenant said Worley’s name aloud, the man’s eyes began to blink rapidly.
    “Captain Worley?”  Samson noticed that there was a pattern to the mummy’s blinking.  He was attempting Morse code.  He blinked “yes” meanwhile his limbs jittered uncontrollably.   It was impossible.  A ship reappearing after all this time was unbelievable, but possibly scientifically explainable.  It could have been adrift at sea, or landlocked until receding coastlines lodged it free, all explanations were extremely unlikely, but more probable than a mummified 250 year old body communicating with them via Morse code.
    “We need to get this man safely aboard the plane.  Reiger.  Candice.”  The lieutenant motioned toward the two officers. “Get this man to the plane.  We’re getting him back to the mainland.”
    “Wait,” Samson waved his arms in front of the Lieutenant, “he’s attempting to tell us something.” Samson looked closely at the blinking eyes. “There’s something here.  He’s telling us there is someone else aboard the ship.”
    “Alright, men, stay here with the captain.  Samson and I will look around for any more…. Survivors.” The Lieutenant was hesitant to label this man as any type of survivor; he was only a stone throw from the grave as it was.
    Samson and the lieutenant scurried back up the hatch and onto the main deck.  The fog surrounding the Cyclops was still thick, but now the two men could see the tip of the plane they had arrived in.  Understanding that the vastness of the ship would make it difficult to search out and find any other survivors in a timely fashion, the Lieutenant informed Samson that they would give themselves one hour.  If nothing turned up, they would return to the crew and get the captain on the plane.  They could send an additional party to the Cyclops upon their return to the mainland.
    The two men walked steadily to the next cabin.  As the Lieutenant pried open the doors leading below, Samson stopped and knelt to the deck.
    “What is it?”
    “Scratch marks…” Samson traced his fingers against the indentations on the deck, “a fingernail…” He drew his hand back in surprise.
    “Someone’s fingernail?”
    “It looks as though someone was dragged from the bridge to this next cabin.  Look, the marks disappear through the door and below deck.”  As the two men conversed a sudden jolt shook the ship violently.  Another loud crack burst through the fog and the sound of rushing water flooded the lower deck.
    “We need to hurry.  I think the vessel is taking on water.”  The Lieutenant said.  As the two looked around, they realized that the once pristine condition of the ship was quickly deteriorating.  Rust had formed on the main towers and the railings.  Cracks sprawled across the deck and the once abundant purple glow had decreased to only a few sporadically placed splotches.  The Lieutenant intercommed his men below deck and informed them to get the captain aboard the plane as quickly and carefully as possible.
    Busting through the secondary cabin’s doors, Samson followed the scratch marks below deck.
    “Lieutenant, hurry!  I found something.”
    Another shriveled body was tucked under the stairs.  Upon approaching the body it became apparent to Samson and the Lieutenant that this man was not a survivor.  No purple glow was present and, aside from the clothing, a withered mummified skeleton lay coiled tightly.  Lying on the deck beneath it was a small notebook.
    Samson glanced over the mummy.  This man had also worn a crisp and shiny uniform initially, but now all that was left of the shirt and pants were small patches of decomposed cloth.  Samson plucked the notebook from the ground.  He looked to the Lieutenant and then began to read aloud from the single page entry.
    “We saw the light for the final time this morning.  It grew and grew, stretching from the horizon to the starboard bow of the ship. 
Then…
Nothing.
The black swallowed us up.  It was chaos, it was cold and then it was over.  It was unlike any storm I have ever experienced.  But other than some strange substance that seemed to have splashed aboard, the vessel was completely unscathed.  The Captain ordered that we prepare the ship for dockage.  Soon we were back in port, or at least we assumed.  The land was so different.  The port shined like the ore we were tasked with delivering.  We were greeted by no one.  The sky was dark, strange clouds hovered above our heads.  They were red, they seemed to be bleeding.  It was a thick red fog that encapsulated the land.  Several men went ashore.  At 1200 today they disappeared into the maze of bizarre rounded towers.  Some thought they were buildings, others convinced they were stationary spacecrafts of some massive design.  Everyone agreed, however, that this was not the Maryland we had once left port from.”
    Samson stopped reading.  This was the end of the last completely readable entry.  On the faded page below the entry were words scrawled in a thick red ink.  Samson guessed it may have been wax, or something methodically more sinister.  Samson read the only intelligible sentences aloud to the Lieutenant
    “It’s the purple glow.  Something we picked….” Samson couldn’t make out most of the line save for the last few words, “the storm, it’s working as a conductor.” 
    Samson shook his head, unsure of what the sentence meant.  His unease had now fully escalated to frantic terror.  The purple glow, it was strong when they had arrived on the ship, the captain was still covered in it.  But the ship’s deck had been completely clear when he had noticed the scratch marks.  Utterly free of the glow, yet increasingly more deteriorated.  And now the ship was clearly taking on water.  The extreme whooshing noises from below were now at bellowing heights.  Samson forced himself to read the only other sentences he could decipher.
    “I went ashore.  Oh God, it’s home.  But it’s not.  Monstrous demons are everywhere.  Some fly, others walk the land.  The buildings are in ruin, human remains lay in intermittent charred ash everywhere.  No power, it’s dark.  See the numbers 2109 every where.  Is this the year, is this the future?  How did we get here?  A beast the size of an elephant emerged from the fog, tens of rubbery pitchforks, the color and consistency of oil, dripped from its sides and extended ferociously towards me.  Ran back to the Cyclops……” and then at the bottom of the page, “Two have gotten into the ship, hands so large, webbed with claws.  They have laid eggs in the steam house.  We have set sail to freezing waters to perish at sea; it is our final duty for the country we serve.  We will not let them get back to our time.”
    Samson and the Lieutenant had remembered the hand that had dragged Kansas into the thick mist below.  Samson snatched the notebook and darted back above deck.  The Lieutenant followed.  Now the upper deck was in frightening disrepair.  Large bits of the deck had decomposed so badly that the two found it almost impossible to make it back to the plane.  The fog was lightening and it was obvious that the rest of the crew had also made it aboard their rescue vehicle.  Just as the Lieutenant and Samson dashed aboard the plane, a massive crack jarred through the entirety of the ship’s deck, fracturing the U.S.S. Cyclops briskly in half.  Within minutes the ship had taken on enough water that both ends of the vessel towered vertically and then dipped below the waves into the icy waters below.
    As the plane traveled high over Canada, several medics rushed to the Captain’s aide.  The flesh that had been left intact was now in advanced stages of purification, yet his eyes were still blinking frantically.  Samson had been examining the jarred specimen of the strange purple bacteria when he noticed the captain’s rapidly fading condition.  He rose from his seat and leaned over the nearly deceased 250 year old naval captain.  The man’s blinking occurred too quickly to fully interpret but Samson could make out a few words.

It is the purple.
It is the conductor.
Transporting them to our time.
This is our future.

Then the captain’s eyes desiccated into dust followed shortly by the rest of his skeleton.
Then Samson’s hand began to itch.  The purple had eroded the glass jar and sprawled upwards along his right arm.  Then the present quickly propelled itself forever into the forewarned unavoidable future.